Christmas cracker jokes are usually awful - but we just can't get enough of them.
So you can have a giggle, we've put together a list of the cheesiest jokes that tickled our funny-bones the most, beginning with the ones sent in by you.
Christmas cracker jokes
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time?
One day my prints will come
When do vampires like racing?
When it's neck and neck
What's a dog's favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing
What does Miley Cyrus have for her Christmas dinner?
Twerky
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack
What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because it was a little horse
Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep-pan, crisp and even
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What's a horse's favourite TV show?
Neighbours
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer
What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 24 days
How do snowmen get around?
By riding an 'icicle
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can't beat it!
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette
What has four legs but can't walk?
A table
What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"?
Santa walking backwards
Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?
Because of his poor elf
What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open toad sandles
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrr!
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer
What's round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle
How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra hoes
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard
A version of this story first appeared on WalesOnline .
